Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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