Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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