More tranny stories later!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
