i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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