A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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