And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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