Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
farters have to be the big spoon...
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
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recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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