I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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