Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
You don't make any sense
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