Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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