I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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