My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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