Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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