A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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