I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
