ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
time to smoke my breakfast
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
