i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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