yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Come share oat with me in your robe
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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