Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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