new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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