Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
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Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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