Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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