There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Randomize
