and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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