You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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