By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
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He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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