If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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