hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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