i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
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Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
do nipples grow back?
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