tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
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The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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