On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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