I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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