if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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