i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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