ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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