bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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