google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
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When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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