I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
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Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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