Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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