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O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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