I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
well you can't waste a boner
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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