how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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