If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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