Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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