real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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