He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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