Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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