he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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