My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
we're making bets on your personal life
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
It's blow job season.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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