Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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