no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
