You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
She's just so happy...and so naked.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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