Quick, to the slutcave!
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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