it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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