are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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