this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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