All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Randomize
