Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Someone came in the potted fern
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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